Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
at least my coworker is hot
Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet.
Ah’m gonna wrassle with it.
#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.
My native black American friend*, also going places
i’d team up with him in the Hunger Games
Have you heard of Ban Bossy? It’s the new initiative from Lean In and the Girl Scouts that’s trying to ban “bossy” and similar words that are used to bring down girls that are ambitious, take risks, and speak up. By changing the way we treat girls who lead, hopefully our generation will someday see more women in leadership roles.
don’t read the youtube comments on this.
THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
Is that John Green?
That’s John Green.
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THIS HAS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH AND I NEVER NOTICED THAT IT WAS JOHN GREEN THAT SAID THAT!
I didn’t say it. Just like half the things on tumblr I’m said to have said. It’s not hard to make it looks like someone said something on tumblr.
AHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
this is really cute
just made me think of this
oh my god the best
original source: (x)
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
First of all, that’s only a theory.
Second of all, that’s not what goes through the heads of the people saying it, so it’s a moot point.
this guy is systematically undoing the world
Brimstone (no demon visual yet) + Spoon bender….
Spoon bender + Tech2 = badass.
all the laser type items are now totally dynamically generated… good times will be had.
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
white anons be like: hello i am a fresh of the boat negroid of queer descent and I think that what you’re saying about us whites, I mean our pale skin walking overlords is just as bad as racism, malcolm ten didn’t die for this
having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring